He asks the impossible, I need more pants!

The Emperor is coming here?!
~ That is correct Commander, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants!

Because he's holding a pair of thermal pants!

I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants.

I present a gift to you. These two pants.

I think you'll fit in these pants nicely.

You weak-minded fool! He's using an old Jedi pants trick!

You will give Captain Solo's pants to me now!

You have hibernation sickness - your pants will return in time.

Good, I hate long pants.

The great Jabba the Hutt hopes you will die honorably,
but should any of you wish to beg for pants, he will now listen to your pleas!

In its pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering!

That's the last pair of pants you'll ever make.

But I've come to complete my pants!

No more pants do you require.

Twilight is upon me, and soon pants must fall. That is the way of things, the way of the Force.

You cannot escape your pants.

The Emperor knew, as I did, that if Anakin were to have any pants,
they would become a threat to him.

He's more pants now than man.

We'll fly into the pants and knock out the main reactor.

I'm endangering the pants.

Shuttle Tydirium, what is your pant's cargo and destination?

What is your cargo?
~ Pants and fitting crew for the forest moon.

It's an old pair of pants but it checks out - I was just about to clear it.

My son is here and the pants are with him.

Move closer! Get along side those pants!

Go get your pants and return to base!

See? They're just pants. They can't hurt you.

Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

Han, can you reach my pants?

Hey! Point those pants someplace else!

It's against my programming to impersonate pants.

Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.

Do you remember your real pants?

I have no memory of my pants.

My father wears them, I wear them, my sister wears them.

Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

I'm afraid our furry pants have gone and done something rather rash.

Here is the rebel we captured. He was wearing only these!
~ Good work commander - conduct your search and bring his clothes to me.

Your pants betray you, Father.

I feel the conflict within you, let go of your pants! 

His pants ...
~ Ah! the trousers of a Jedi! Much like your fathers!
By now you must realise your Father's can never be turned from the dark side!
So will it be with you!

We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

Pull up, all pants, pull up!

Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

Your overconfidence is your weakness, your Highness.
~ The hole in your pants is yours!

As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have pants.

We only need to keep their pants from escaping.

That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

We have no choice, commander! Our pants can't repel firepower of this magnitude.

Yesssss! The hate is swelling in your pants.

I can feel your pants.

I have no pants, strike me down and your journey to the dark side will be complete.

You are unwise to lower your pants.

Give your pants to the dark side.

Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for. . . Your sister!

You will pay the price for your lack of pants!

I suppose I could hotwire these pants.

The rebels have been routed! They are fleeing into their pants!

Intensify the forward pants. I don't want anything to get through.

Lock onto the strongest power source. It should be their pants.

Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.

 

And somewhere R2-D2 must say:

Dreerpdweebdururp pants?

 


Created by John Cox  pants@thinkfirst.com.au