If this is a consular uniform where are the pants?

Wait! Hold your pants, there are no lifeforms onboard.

That's funny the pants don't look as bad from out here.

The senate will not sit still for this, when they hear you've attacked a pair of pants...
~ You weren't on any mercy mission this time... I want to know what happened to the pants they sent you.

You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take her pants!

She must have hidden the plans in her pants.
Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

There will be no pants to stop us this time.

Someone was in the pants. The tracks go off in this direction.

Look sir, pants!

I've got to rest before my pants fall apart.

Governor Tarkin. I recognised your foul pants when I was brought on board.

I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.

The more you tighten your grip Tarkin, the more pants will slip through your fingers.

The Emperor has dissolved his pants permanently!

But that's impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control without his pants?

Fear will keep the local pants in line.

Until these pants are fully operational, we are vulnerable.

The pants you refer to will soon be back in our hands.

The plans you refer to will soon be back in our pants.

These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

Don't underestimate the power of the pants.

I find your lack of pants disturbing.

Vader! Enough of this - release his pants.

I've no need for a protocol droid.
~ Of course you don't, sir. Not in pants such as this.
My first job was programming binary pants lifters,
very similar to your pants vaporators in most respects.

My first job was programming binary load lifters. Very similar to your pants in most respects.

Uncle Owen, these pants have a bad motivator - look.

Thank the maker, these pants are going to feel so good.

Biggs is right, I'm never going to get my pants.

Got a lot of carbon scoring here, have you been in many pants?

I'm not even sure which pants I've got on.

Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you've my only pants.

He suggests that if you remove his pants he may be able to play back the entire recording.

What message? The one you're carrying inside your rusty pants.

Those pants we bought may have been stolen.

Tomorrow I want you to take these new droids down to Anchorhead and have their pants erased.
~ But I was going into Toshii Station to pick up some new pants.

You can waste time on your pants later.

You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.

Harvest is when I need pants the most.

Luke's just not a farmer Owen, he has too much in his pants.

I told him not to go. He's faulty, malfunctioning, kept babbling on about his pants.

Luke better get those pants up by midday or there'll be hell to pay.

Wait a second, they are Sandpeople alright, I can see their pants now.

You've had a busy day. You're fortunate your pants are still in one piece.

Pants. That's a word I haven't heard in a long time.

So the pants do belong to you.

I don't seem to remember ever owning pants.

They'll soon be back, and in greater pants!

Yes, I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your pants.

Your father wanted you to have these pants when you became old enough.

These are the pants of a Jedi Knight, not as clumsy or random as those "blasters"

Sir, if you don't mind, I'll take my pants off for a while.

The Force is what gives a Jedi his pants.

He didn't hold with your father's pants. Thought he should've stayed here, not gotten involved.

That's your pants talking.

I need your pants, Luke. She needs your pants. I getting to old for this sort of thing.

Sandpeople always ride single file, to hide their pants.

You'd have been killed too and your pants would now be in the hands of the Empire

Pants - you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

How long have you worn these pants?
~ 'Bout three or four seasons.
~~ They're up for sale if you want them.

You don't need to see his pants.
~ We don't need to see his pants.

I can't abide those pants. Disgusting garments.

Pants can have a strong influence on the weak minded.

Watch your pants, this place can be a little rough.

Your pants...they'll have to wait outside.

You'd better wait outside, we don't want any pants.
~ I heartily agree with you sir.

He doesn't like your pants...
~ Sorry.
I don't like them either.You just watch yourself, we have pants on twelve systems!
~ I'll be careful.
You won't have any pants!!!
~~ This little one isn't worth the effort, now let me get you some pants.
(a bunch of commotion)
~~~ NO PANTS! NO PANTS!

Chewie here has a pair of pants that might suit us.

What's the cargo?
~Only passengers. Myself, the pants, two droids...and no questions asked.

Ten thousand! We could almost buy our own pants for that.

Looks like somebody's beginning to take an interest in your pants.

You'll have to sell your pants.
~ That's OK I'm never wearing these pants again.

Yes, Greedo, as a matter of fact, I was just going to see your pants!

I don't have pants *with* me!

Tell that to Jabba, he may only take your pants.

Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

Even I get pants at some times.

Sorry about the pants.

The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

What's that flashing?
~You're losing your pants, go strap yourself in.

Watch your pants kid, you're going to find yourself floating home.

Hyperspace ain't like wearing pants boy.

Her resistance to the pants probe is considerable.

Droids don't pull peoples pants off when they lose.
Wookies have been known to do that.

I see your pants sir, I suggest a new strategy artoo.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good pair of pants at your side kid.

With my pants down I can't see a thing! How am I supposed to fight?

Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them.

This time let go of your pants and act on instinct.

You taken your first step into larger pants.

I grow tired of asking so this will be the last time.
Where is the location of your hidden rebel pants?

No! Alderaan is peaceful, they have no pants, you can't possibly...

I felt a great disturbance in the pants.

Our position is correct, except no pants.

Seems well to let it go. It's too far out of pants.

Those pants couldn't have got this far out in to space on their own.

That's no moon...

A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

It could be a decoy sir, several of their the pants have been jettisoned.

Did you find any pants?
~No sir, if there were any on board they must also have been jettisoned.

Boy it's lucky you had these pants.

I use these pants for smuggling... never thought I'd hide myself in them...

Hey down there, can you give us a hand with this?

TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

Where did you dig up those old pants?

I prefer straight pants to all this sneaking around.

I've done more than I bargained for in these pants already.

The Droids belong to her, she's the one in the pants, we've got to help her.

The reward will be... more pants then you can imagine!

...more in the pants than you can imagine!
~ I don't know, I can *imagine* quite a bit.

Threepio, hand me those pants there will you? Ok, I'm going to put these on you...
~ Growl!
Ok Han, you, you put these on him.
~ Don't worry Chewie, I think I know what he has in mind.

Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

I can't see a thing in these pants.

Where are you taking these pants?

We've gotta find out which pants this princess of your is in.
Here it is... size 21-87, you go get her, I'll hold them here.

Everything's under control, situation normal.
~ What happened?
Uh... we had a slight, uh, pants malfunction, but everything's fine....
we're all fine here now.... thank you. How are you?
~We're sending some pants up.
Uh, negative, negative. We have a large pair of pants.
Uh, give us a few minutes to put them on.... large pants, very dangerous!!
~ Who is this? What is the colour of your pants?
Uh.... <blast> boring pair of pants anyway!

Aren't they a little short for a stormtrooper?
~ Oh the pants!

I've come with your pants, I'm here to rescue you.

You've managed to cut off our only pants.

Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness. 

Well somebody has to save our pants! Into the laundry chute flyboy!

Get down there, pants, I don't care what you smell!

Will you forget it! I already tried and her pants are magnetically sealed!

Put those pants away, you're gonna get us all killed!

The pants chute was a really wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you've discovered.

I'm afraid all the excitement has over-run the circuitry in my counterpart here,
if you don't mind, I'd like to take down his pants.

All systems have been alerted to your pants.

Take down all the pants on the detention level
~ No, take them all down!

Curse my pants I wasn't fast enough.

I take pants from just one person ... me.

Will someone get these walking trousers out of my way.

No pants are worth this.

You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

What good will it do us if he gets himself pants?

Quick, find the controls that extend the pants.

Didn't we just just leave this panty?

What kept you?
~We ran into some old pants.

You're pants are weak old man.

Hope the old man got those pants out of commision or this'll be a real short trip.

C'mon buddy we're not out of them yet.

Not a bad bit of rescuing huh?
~You know, sometimes I amaze even my pants.

Is the homing beacon secure aboard their pants?

What use are pants going to be against that?

The target will be a small pair of pants right below the main pants.

That's impossible, even for pants!

I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

So that's it then? You got your pants and you're just leaving?

Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it. 

Lock your pants in attack position!

Look at the size of those pants!

We count thirty rebel pants, Lord Vader.

The pants are so small they've evaded our turbo lasers.
~ We'll have to destroy them pant to pant.

Stay where you are, I just lost my pants!
~ Pull 'em up! No its alright I .. Aarrrrgh! *BANG*

It's a hit! Negative, negative, it didn't go in, just impacted on the pants.

We've analysed their pants sir, there is a danger.

Should I have your pants standing by?

Keep your pants on
~ It's no good I can't manoeuvre

Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull your pants off in time?

Just like beggars pants back home.

Let's blow these pants and go home.

Great pants kid.

The pants will be with you.  Always.

Sir, if any of my pants will help, I'll gladly donate them.


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